Firstly, ben your post didn't work at first, now it does.
No one understands "postscript allow full screen allowance..."
Let's maKe ours about faRts.
She laughs every time somebody farts
Or talks aBout farts.
"Duh, who couldn't."
I perrrrr one out like a trumpet.
William Faulkner advocated public
Now people pee on his grave as a tribute
And smash whiskey and peppermint schnapps
Our batman, ironman, star wars, spiderman
Kites didn't fly well yesterday
Even though tornado warnings told us
To stay inside.
Somehow I managed to get mine stuck in a tree.