Ear wax

My right ear is swollen, but I know why. I've had some ear mucus buildup that closes my hearing by 20 percent and the way I get it out is by sticking the end of my pen inside, twisting until I'm aroused by how good it feels, and pulling out a small smear. Sometimes the smear smells strongly, and I wipe that on the bottom of my shoe to be walked into some carpet eventually, or the grass or snow. Sometimes it doesn't smell and I wipe that on my pants, just behind the front pocket entrance, but not on my butt. The side of the pants is the least looked at and the most well guarded. I'm going to do it right now. It didn't smell bad, luckily - I'm not wearing shoes this morning.